SMART Yarn 1.0 | The Buffalo Wool Co.

SMART Yarn 1.0

Have you ever found the perfect pattern, then looked in your stash and you found almost the right yarn, but the color just isn't what you were wanting?  Or you had 800 yards of DK, but needed 1600 yards of lace?  Instead of buying all the yarn, upgrade now to SMART Yarn! Working closely with the Google "X" project team, CERN, NASA, Chargeurs Wool, and TKGA, we have developed the next gen of knitting software. SMART Yarn 1.0 has Bluetooth 4.0, Cloud capabilities and Wi-Max technology. We have developed a yarn that will suit all your knitting/crocheting/weaving needs.  One yarn to do it all!

Need an UBER? Use SMART Yarn!

Looking for an Airbnb?  Yep, SMART Yarn! 1.0 has got you covered!

Stream -Pandora, Netflix, Hulu and National Geographic!  (with optional audio and video adapter)

Change the color almost instantly!  Just download the app, upgrade your drivers, match the ip address to the mac address on your device, scan the qr code, click the hue button, post queries to Facebook, Twitter, Linked-in, and Yelp, scan the barcode, and then switch the dip setting pins to enter your hexadecimal code for color, ITS That SIMPLE! 

To adjust yardage/weight, just enter the appropriate yardage into the sql database, fill out order, signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters  Easy as PI!

Your yarn will ship in a format/color most suitable for you as determined by registering your biorhythms and blood-type with our cloud server.  Or by selecting color family below

Please note, color choices are approximates... may vary according to your eyesight.  We also reserve the right to send whatever the heck we feel like.  So, if you aren't willing to take a chance on something that might or might not be AWESOME, I recommend having an open mind.

Not compatible with IOS, Android or Windows devices. 

Base model ships in 50g- 200 yard skein.  50% Bison Down 50% American Merino Wool

Please limit 8 per customer. 

 

Hope you have a great April 1 everyone!

 



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